Ok bitches! I know there will be a bunch of nay sayers who will say both my sister and I are nuts because we know for a fact that we have a Borrowers problem. If you are ignorant of these little annoying fucks...Borrowers are suspected trans dimensional being who love to take things people use on a regular basis, like with us it is our cell phones of our living room TV remote.
Why I blame these creatures is because when we lose these items we tear the house apart looking for them. Then when we hit our limit of frustration these fucking items show up. They show up in an area were looking over several times without seeing them. But then suddenly out of the either they show up right there in the open making the both of us look like complete duffoons. Shit, with my sister's phone we would call the damn thing and we could hear it ringing but not be able to find it, like it was made invisible. And then there it would show up right there mockingly.
Today the remote disappeared and we desperately spent four hours looking because the 49s were playing today. There was literally no place we didn't look in my sister's area. But then five minutes before the game was to start she picked up a shoe she'd picked up and moved a dozen times. Inside that shoe, jammed tightly inside was the TV remote.
Fuck you, it was The Borrowers. I don't give a fuck if you are sceptical.Those fuckers pull this shit all the time. Rotten assholes...